Jason's Sense of Humor

Jason sent the following email to the BYULaw2003 email list on January 4, 2007:

This is Jason Coles. I married Laurie Seal. We moved back to Utah, and we just moved to Park City. Anyway, Laurie took a job with Holme Roberts and I took a job as in-house counsel/private attorney for a uber-successful entrepenuer. I have to take the Utah bar in Feb. I work from home, have no billables, and don't miss life as an associate at the six-hundred attorney New York mega-law firm I used to work for.

As for a story to top Tennyey's, here is a funny. I was in Justice Court helping a buddy out of a speeding ticket when a defendant was brought in front of Judge Odorisi (old Italian guy). The defendant had a huge bandage over his eye, and it looked like he had been beat up. The Judge said, "Oh my, what happened to you, did you get in a fight?" And the defendant said, "No, I have an eye infection." The Judge said, "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, but please be sure you don't touch anything on the way out."

Coles